i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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