I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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