you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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