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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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