Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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