Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
