You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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