Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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