I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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