I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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