So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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