The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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