There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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