New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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