I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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