I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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