Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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