How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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