Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
