Apparently you make a good broom.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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