that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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