I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
