Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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