im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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