9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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