Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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