what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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