And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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