Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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