only if we run a train.
done.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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