I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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