We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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