I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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