Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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