did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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