My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize