I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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