Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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