when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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