Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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