So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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