I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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