We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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