Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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