Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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