so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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