11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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