i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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