susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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