Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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