direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
this will be a night to untag.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I have aggressive nipples.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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