It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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