I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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