forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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