Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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