You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
