i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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