Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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